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Anthony Fluffington the Fourth filed a lawsuit against the Energizer company last Tuesday, claiming that while he appeared to just keep "going and going" without becoming tired, his family was held at gunpoint by the Energizer company, who threatened that if he stopped "going", the Fluffingtons would be killed. "It was terrible!" said a shaken Mrs. Fluffington. "I was separated from my children and kept in a cage!" The CEO of Energizer Holdings Inc. refused to answer any questions, saying only, "I never kidnapped no furballs." More on this story as it develops.
posted by William O'Leary @ 8:46 PM
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