It burns...
Never, never, never, drink expired cough syrup. Holy hell, my throat is still on fire as I type. I came down with a severe throat infection this week, and woke up in the middle of the night, in a coughing fit. Foolishly assuming cough syrup would alleviate my pain, I stumbled into the bathroom and raided the medicine closet. Upon finding the cough syrup, I opened it, with some difficulty due to my drowsiness, and, not sparing a single glance at the expiration date, took a generous swig. It was a bit like drinking boiling vodka. No, scratch that. It was more like shoving a flaming porcupine down your throat while performing seppuku with a brick wrapped in sandpaper. 0_o
posted by William O'Leary @ 8:54 PM
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